Sunday, October 7, 2007

Personal Identification.

I would like to start off by explaining the difference between each type of druggie. Afterwhich there will be room for inflection and self mediation, followed by personal identification. You must be one with each of these sorry sons-of-bitches in order to become one of these sorry sons-of-bitches.

1. The Crackhead

http://www.drugrehab.net/images/image036.jpg

This is your typical American crackhead. Notice that they are not too incredibly emaciated, due to the fact that smoking or shooting crack cocaine, or any intake of the euphoric coca alkaloids, has an incredibly short half-life. The high will be gone around fifteen minutes after the intake occured. This makes for an incredibly expensive habit that could not be supported regularly due to the limited quantity being shipped from outside nations, such as Columbia, or Mexico. Also note the look of desperation in the eyes of this gangly looking broad...hibidy jibidy!

2. The Meth Addict a.k.a. Uncle Jerry

http://www.hartfordprojectcare.com/images/meth/Picture18.jpg

I'd like to start off by saying that this man looks strikingly similar to William H. Macy, which is hilarious. But on a more serious note, notice the large declined in weight, there are worse photos that document the effect much more in depth that what I was able to produce on a moments notice. Although these effects are common, they do not ensue until the user has had an active addiction for a year or longer. Look deep into his pupils, feel the hate...he hates you. OH SNAPS!

3. Opiate Addict (i.e. Heroin, Lortab, Morphine, etc.)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/742/heroin2ku.jpg

This, my friends, is a person addicted to Heroin, a highly concentrated form of Morphine. Very physically addictive after being exposed regularly for a month or so, its weightloss rate is not nearly as high as methamphetamines, but higher than cocaine and the like. Heroin hit the hipster scene like a ton of bricks during the sixties and seventies, claiming the lives of many talented and revered musicians. Today heroin is not nearly as present as methamphetamines or synthetic drugs such as oxycoton or xanax, which are man-made benzoates.

Just something to look back on. Something to catagorize yourself with the neverending plane of self understanding gets you down.

Beat it punk.

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